The Show
Racer Reports

Elimination Report – Dustin & Kandice

Dustin & Kandice met while rooming together at the Miss America pageant. Rivals at first, they quickly bonded and have been best friends ever since.

Elimination Report – Uchenna & Joyce

What can I say about Uchenna and Joyce?

No. Really. What can I say?

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Fashion Reports

Fashion Report — Episodes 1 & 2

Phil said it - our show is back, complete with Less Faces and More Places. And the fashion report, of course, is here to comment on said faces. And bad hair. And wacky outfits.

Fashion Report — Episodes 6 & 7

The Fashion Report moves on to episodes 6 and 7, as the Racers toured Costa Rica and Arizona with the usual mix of lovely views and ridiculous moments and the fashion highlights to match.

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The Sports Page

Season 9, Episode 11

It was a tight, tight race this time, with less than half an hour separating teams at the start.

Season 9, Episode 10

The Race continued to make up for the lack of bunches in the early going this week, dropping a few more Hours of Operation on us – although with less than sixty minutes separating the four surviving teams at the start, it was hardly necessary.

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Amazing Race Rants

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 4

A tough sell for tourism: Come for the lakes ... stay for the desolation

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 3

And with the arrival of the teams, known hereafter as either "The Valley of the Culturally Dead" or "The Valley of the Better off Dead"

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The Tip Sheet

With a couple of legs in the bag, this season's teams have had a good opportunity to show us what they are made of.

The Tip Sheet - Pre-race Edition

After this many seasons, it should be possible to make some pretty decent predictions based on the past - even allowing for typical race randomness.

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“My Ox Is Broken!” — a TARfly Review

If My Ox Is Broken were a person, it would be a little girl with a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead.

TAR5 Memories

Make sure your ox is in good working order, brush up on your Mirnish and start packing, it’s time for The Amazing Race 5 on GSN.

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