Carissa Explains It All

Carissa Explains It All - Episode 2

The blondes said, "We haven't had a manicure and facial yet," like they are waiting for it to happen on the race.

Go, Goths!! No one comes close to being as awesome as the Goths, and the second episode hasn't even started yet. 

When the Goths were wearing their matching star shirts at the pit stop, they looked like Thing 1 and Thing 2 from Doctor Seuss. All they needed was the blue hair.

The blondes said, "We haven't had a manicure and facial yet," like they are waiting for it to happen on the race. Maybe they are just hoping for a beauty parlor roadblock.

I don't even remember there being sisters on the race. Did they just join because I really don't remember them from last week?

Jennifer said, "It's all in like Donkey Kong." So, are you Princess Peach or Pauline in this little Mario World of yours?

Why does the ticket lady still keep saying that she has two less seats each time a team asks her how many she has? If she only started with 12, shouldn't only three teams have made it on the flight since they really need 4 tickets per team?

I don't think it was right for Ronald to make a big deal out of Nick being rude to the ticket lady when it wasn't his business. He must have gotten bored picking on his own child and thought he would go after Donald's.

That was really smart of Azaria and Hendekea to just get their tickets on the train. It might cost them more money, but I bet it will be worth it.

I could not imagine having a father like that. Even on my Dad's worst day, he is way better than that.

I would do the Hoist It detour because it is right there, and the bike thing could take hours. Plus, if it is too hard, you can switch to the bikes without wasting too much time.

I wonder who had to put all of those stickers on the bikes. That had to be one boring job. It would have been funny if some person stole a bike and rode away with one of those stickers on it.

I can't believe that the little blonde, Shana, hoisted up that big clock like that. She is amazing because the clock was way bigger than she is. She may be small, but she is STRONG!!!!!!

The episode is almost over, and the second plane hasn't even landed. Maybe Phil can just go ahead and eliminate all three teams on that plane so that we don't have to worry about any more eliminations for the next few weeks.

TK and Rachel are having so much trouble hoisting stuff. They should just switch like Donkey Kong and Princess Peach did. Maybe Rachel knows how to do knots, too.

I would want to do this roadblock because I think I would be good at it. I am small, and I don't weigh much, so the pole wouldn't sink far into the mud and get stuck.

Shana did a great job at the roadblock, and even ended up with the mud facial she was looking for.

That Jennifer girl is really rude, spitting at cars and cursing at other people. I wish that one of those cars would push her right off of the road.

Why isn't Phil showing us a picture of that three wheel sport bike that Lorena and Jason just won? It sounds really nice. I will have to find out what that thing looks like when the show is over.

"Boogers in your bowl." What does that mean? Like the boogers that come out of your nose, in a bowl???

I have been waiting all week for the Grandpa to do this roadblock. It's a good thing that the previews didn't show him doing it in his underpants.

The father and daughter fighting is so boring. I already want this episode to end so that I don't have to listen to the Dad anymore. I could not imagine having a father like that. Even on my Dad's worst day, he is way better than that.

I'm not really sad to see the minister ladies go because they were soooooo boring, and they were also very slow. I do hope that they have fun in sequester because they seem nice.