Racer Reports

Elimination Report Kevin & Drew

Though it didn't come as a shock, Kevin & Drew's elimination was a hard pill to swallow. They started out on the second leg of the All-Stars Race with a bang, with Drew yanking Mary & David's bags out of the first-class overheads, but finished with a fizzle. Drew's injuries, Kevin's inability to drive a stick shift, a thirty-minute unaired penalty, and missing the speed limit increase sign (of which we were reminded approximately thirty quadrillion times during the episode), contributed to their ultimate downfall.
For fans of Kevin & Drew, the hardest thing was seeing Drew in real physical pain.
For fans of Kevin & Drew, the hardest thing was seeing Drew in real physical pain. Most remember the Frats as fun-loving and hilarious; competitive Racers who never lost sight of the excitement of the adventure. Sure, fans of Kevin & Drew wanted to see them go all the way, but we'd give up the chance to watch them every Sunday night in a heartbeat if it meant Drew would feel better.

BUT, that's not going to stop me from making fun of them! So, in honor of the snarky Frats we know and love, I'd like to suggest some teams that probably would have been better Racers than Kevin & Drew this time around:

  • George Bush, Sr. and Jimmy Carter
  • Liberace and Clay Aiken
  • The Travelocity Roaming Gnome and the Yellow Teletubbie
  • Britney Spears and Jack Nicholson
  • Matt and Ana

I tease. I tease because I love. TAR 11 couldn't be called All-Stars without you...jackasses.