Carissa Explains It All

Carissa Explains It All Episode 1

Phil what are you talking about some of the strongest racers ever? The Guidos dog with a broken leg could probably run faster than a few of these teams. Sorry, I had to say it.

Look, they have Charla doing a cartwheel again. They probably figured it would be too hard to have her and Mirna look like they were having fun carrying around meat.
Why is Eric with Danielle and not Jeremy? Eric and Jeremy were one of the best teams ever. If they were looking for someone to race with Eric, I would have.
Why is Eric with Danielle and not Jeremy? Eric and Jeremy were one of the best teams ever. If they were looking for someone to race with Eric, I would have.

I miss the monkey from the opening shots. I loved that monkey. That's probably a clue they aren't going to any rainforests this time.

Wow, Mirna sure has a lot of make-up on. It looks more like she is going out on a date than starting the race. Maybe she just wanted to look pretty for the start.

I wish they wouldn't tell the racers which flights to go on. They should make them figure out how to get to Ecuador on their own. It would be funny just watching them figure out where to park their cars.

Charla already said the first "Rappido" and we haven't even left the States yet.

Look at Mary lying to the Beauty Queens already! What happened to the nice Mary? I hope they don't make her mean now.

I used to really like Rob and Amber but when they say snotty stuff like "Everyone wants to race against us", I don't. I would rather race against a steaming pile of crap.

Mary was all excited to see Rob and Amber and when she gave Rob a hug, he looked like he was in pain. I miss the old Rob before he got so popular.

I felt bad for Drew when he fell in the road. I know this is kind of mean to say, but he looked like a big baby laying there. All he needed was his blankie and baba and he would have been all set.

I was hoping this time they wouldn't let the racers pick up people or follow drivers. It is more fun watching them get lost.

I would do "Wrangle It" because I like horses. They should have made them catch their own horse because that would have been funny, watching Charla and Mirna trying to rope a horse.

It was sad that John Vito and Jill got eliminated first. I don't really remember them but they seemed nice.

After this episode my top three favorite teams are The Beauty Queens, Oswald and Danny and Charla and Mirna.