Carissa Explains It All

Carissa Explains It All Episode 10

Sorry for the delay with my column. I was really tired last Sunday and didn't feel like I had anything funny left in me.

I like how Tyler said "Freakin' Chernobyl" like he has been there a bunch of times and hates the place.
Maybe if there is an All-Stars 2 they will let me back on so I can show them that I'm not a baby who is going to wet my pants if I get scared.
That angel dive looks so cool. Maybe if there is an All-Stars 2 they will let me back on so I can show them that I'm not a baby who is going to wet my pants if I get scared. I would be willing to take on anything.

Dustin and Kandice are always so happy when they do a task. I just hope they don't end up in Japan looking for where the atomic bomb went off.

I always wonder why they bother giving the racers a hard hat when they rappel and now I know. I would have never guessed that someone could get a head burn going down a building.

It hurts just to watch the Chos in action navigating. They need to spend some of their money on taxis like the other teams do. Even though I really like the Chos, it is painful to watch them sometimes.

If the Bama girls don't like how the Chos are leading maybe they should offer to lead. It is easy to just sit back and complain.

I would like to do the tank mission because it reminds me of the game Mercenary. I wonder if the guns work because it would be fun if they let you blow a few things up.

It was funny when Rob said that Kimberly was a super human from outer space while they were sitting in front of something that looked like a flying saucer.

Chos - Don't you dare wait for Bama to finish their tank ride. Oh no, they did!!!!!!

Poor Rob and Kimberly, they have the worst luck with the cars they pick. It is as if someone has it in for them.

I would do ‘Make the Music' for my detour because it could take a long time to find the sheet music and then the pianist. Rapping looks pretty easy; plus you don't have to have a good singing voice to do it.

The Beauty Queens did a really good job rapping. It's too bad they didn't get to keep the clothes because they would have looked funny finishing the race in them.

The Bamas were smart, working on their rap in the car. I think that is what hurt the Beauty Queens; they didn't come in first because they wrote their rap at the club.

I understand how the Chos felt being stopped by the police because that is what happened to us on our last leg but they never showed that. There is nothing you can do about it.

I'm sad the Chos are gone but I am really proud of the way they played the game and I am sure their family is too.

I'm rooting now for the Beauty Queens to go all the way.