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You'd Think It Was India

Filked from "It's a Small World (After All)" by Richard & Robert Sherman
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Now the racers look just a tad run down
We see fewer smiles and a lot more frowns
The American south
Has them down in the mouth
Some kids melted down and bawled

Some kids melted down and bawled
Some kids sobbed and caterwauled
Some kids whined and kvetched and squalled
You'd think it was India

Southern tourist boards look with deep dismay
At the racers' miserable displays
As the teams start to sag
From their hard crying jags
Southern tourist boards do groan

Tourist boards begin to groan
Tourist boards begin to moan
They fear the South will be known
As the TAR8 India

First the Weavers blew on their chartered bus
At the racetrack they wailed and made a fuss
After that Stassi cried
As the Schroeders' chances died
Going home was their downfall

Going home was their downfall
Going home, TAR's big pitfall
Going home makes teams' luck stall
Head instead for India