Top Ten

Top 10 Things We'll Hear on TAR8

10. Mom! He's touching me!

9. Use the bathroom at the pit stop, because we're not stopping until the next one.

8. Do kids under 12 get in free to the holy temple?

7. If we don't win this, you're grounded until college

6. Son, did you take your Ritalin today?

5. My dad can totally beat up your dad.

4. I can't believe I just lost to an 8 year old!

3. No more chocolate until you eat all your live octopus!

2. So, after the race is over, you wanna hook up?