Top Ten

Top 10 Reasons You Weren't At TARCon

10. Cursed by the evil eye

9. Airline determined my credit card number was fake

8. Was Yielded by the boss

7. Ditched by the D train

6. No flights in coach class from Canada

5. Roadblocked by being underage

4. Fast Forwarded through traffic and was pulled over by a cop

3. The ox broke along the way

2. Couldn't pack it fast enough

1. Couldn't figure out how to swim to NY

And of course we canít forget: Stinkin' Canadian passport office misplace your paperwork.