Dustin & Kandice met while rooming together at the Miss America pageant. Rivals at first, they quickly bonded and have been best friends ever since.
What can I say about Uchenna and Joyce?
No. Really. What can I say?
Phil said it - our show is back, complete with Less Faces and More Places. And the fashion report, of course, is here to comment on said faces. And bad hair. And wacky outfits.
The Fashion Report moves on to episodes 6 and 7, as the Racers toured Costa Rica and Arizona with the usual mix of lovely views and ridiculous moments and the fashion highlights to match.
It was a tight, tight race this time, with less than half an hour separating teams at the start.
The Race continued to make up for the lack of bunches in the early going this week, dropping a few more Hours of Operation on us – although with less than sixty minutes separating the four surviving teams at the start, it was hardly necessary.
A tough sell for tourism: Come for the lakes ... stay for the desolation
And with the arrival of the teams, known hereafter as either "The Valley of the Culturally Dead" or "The Valley of the Better off Dead"
With a couple of legs in the bag, this season's teams have had a good opportunity to show us what they are made of.
After this many seasons, it should be possible to make some pretty decent predictions based on the past - even allowing for typical race randomness.
If My Ox Is Broken were a person, it would be a little girl with a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead.
Make sure your ox is in good working order, brush up on your Mirnish and start packing, it’s time for The Amazing Race 5 on GSN.