Amazing Race Rants

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 4

A tough sell for tourism: Come for the lakes ... stay for the desolation

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 3

And with the arrival of the teams, known hereafter as either "The Valley of the Culturally Dead" or "The Valley of the Better off Dead"

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 2

With the arrival Reality TV, expect a message from the volcano Gods shortly.

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 1

"This is Miami, Florida. Gateway to the Americas." ... Phil ... given the invasion of reality stars, the Americas may want to consider shutting that gate really quick.

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 9

"This is Madagascar, the fourth largest island in the world" ... Phil ... with only Australia, Greenland, and that freaky island from Lost being bigger.

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 8

"This is the island nation of Mauritius, off the eastern coast of Africa" ... Phil ... which apparently is only accessible from the outside world by air flights connecting through England.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 7

Nice of Phil to give us a little geography reminder lesson just in case you forgot that whole Desert Storm business a while back.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 5

Either Phil's reading from a travel brochure or the writers are aching to start the great American novel.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 3

"This is Mongolia. Home to a nomadic culture that has lasted over 800 years" ... Phil ... bet after having a taste of reality TV, they realized they weren't quite nomadic enough.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 2

What do you get when you send a bunch of silly Americans to Outer Mongolia and make them deal with horses, old jeeps and something we think is a yak but reminds us of an ox? You get plenty to rant about.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 1

The new season started off with a bang - now it's time for the rants to do the same.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 8

Bellmoose is back from vacation and ready to rant.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 6

Hey, everybody - roll up your sleeves, warm up your throat and get ready to rant.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 5

Due to an editing and posting snafu, we're a little late getting this up. Better late than never, right?

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 4

It's time for a smashing good rant.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 3

A typical Race zip line, some nice high dives and the opportunity to play with dolls – not much to rant about, right?

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Two

Horn-dogs, inept drivers and chemistry experiments – so much to rant about, so little time.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode One (Part Two)

You didn't think he was finished, did you? Bellmoose still has an hour to rant about.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode One (Part One)

The Race is back, but what about the rant? Will less faces and more places leave Bellmoose with enough to rant about?

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Nine

For how many weeks has Bellmoose been stuck with these same teams to rant about?

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Seven (Part Two)

Better late than never!

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Eight

Who rants more: Bellmoose or the Racers?

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Seven (Part One)

Here's part one of episode seven's episodic rant.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Six

It's time for a little Costa Rica Race rant.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Five

With the Race finally going international, will Bellmoose have more or less to rant about?

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Four

It takes more than a little bug to keep Bellmoose from ranting. In fact, sometimes it helps.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Three

Bellmoose is all gassed up and ready to rant.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Two

Perhaps inspired by that big shoe, Bellmoose stomps all over the place in this week's rant.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode One (Part Two)

Hey, did you forget? Bellmoose still has a whole hour of the season premiere to rant about.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode One (Part One)

The new season kicks off with so much rant material, Bellmoose is going to deliver it up in stages.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Ten

It's time for the penultimate Amazing Race 7 Rant.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Nine

You'd figure with only 4 teams there would be less to rant about…figure again!

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Eight

A little bunching, a little head shaving and a little ranting.

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Seven

Will India bring about Killer Rant Fatigue?

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Six

Time for a little ranting safari.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode Five, Part 2

Another hour of the Race means another rant.

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Five, Part 1

A two-part episode produces a rant in two parts. Here's something to get you started.

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Four

One thing good about having whiney people on the Race – they give you plenty to rant about.

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Three

Hey, did you know that there are people named Rob & Amber on this season of The Amazing Race? Do you think the other Racers know?

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Two

Who knew that shoe shining could give one so much to rant about?

Amazing Race Rant — Episode One

New season, new racers…so much to rant about.

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Eleven

This rant goes to eleven.

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Ten

With the elimination of that team, will there be anything to rant about? Oh ye of little faith.

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Nine

To rant or to smile, that is the question.

Amazing Race Rant — Episode Eight

If it's a non-elimination is there more or less to rant about?

Amazing Race Rant — Episode 7

Bellmoose took the clip-show week off, so he's fresh and full of rant for this episode.

Amazing Race Rant — Episode 6

While the rest of us yelled at the words, "To be continued," Bellmoose found much more to rant about.

Amazing Race Rant — Episode 5

With all this ranting, you'd think Bellmoose was on 'roids or something.

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 4

Another week, another rant…

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 3

While the rest of us sniffle, Bellmoose rants.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 2

A stressful and strange leg produces much to rant about.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 1

I think this just might be one of the longest rants yet. I guess that's fitting since two hours (and some interesting characters) gave Bellmoose plenty to work with.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 12

And now it's time for the final rant of the season. Where has the time gone?

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 11

As if there wasn't enough ranting in the episode, Bellmoose checks in with his comments.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 10

Begging, digging in mud, sledging and zorbing – yep, lots to rant about.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 9

Another episode means more to rant about.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 8

And Bellmoose was worried about what he might have to work with when Mirna and Charla left…

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 7

Episode seven gave Bellmoose plenty to rant about.

Amazing Race Rant - Episode 6

I'm worried the desert heat may be having an effect on the teams' brains. It does make for good quotes, though.

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 5

Bellmoose returns with another collection of quotes, commentary...and a little ranting.

Amazing Race Rant – Episode 4

This week, we welcome a new writer – say hi to Bellmoose and enjoy his rant.