Repairman to fix broken ox. Must be willing to work in mud. Send resume to INTENSE TEXAN@Im PACKING it.com
Writer for aspiring comedy duo. Material must actually be funny, because we aren't. Send samples of your work to Gary or Dave. thunk @ Boy - that - one - fell - flat - didnt - it.com
You: handsome, generous, Italian man in a shop in Cinque Torre. Me: out of breath, being nagged by my traveling companion. So sorry I couldn't stick around--let's meet for coffee and get to know each other. Reply to jaree@Where - did - I - leave - my - smokes.com
Jet-ski. Used only once, almost drowned. $400 OBO. tramel@Least - I - got - to - pee.com
Large backpack and all contents, including 4 cartons cigarettes; Zippo and 2 large cans lighter fluid; lots of clothes; coffee mug; maps, ticket stubs and other papers; 6 pair sunglasses; 1 dead eel; headlight; 24"x36" framed oil painting; bundle coir fiber (red); kitchen sink; much more. theotherone@Which - ones - Jaree - again - I - never - can - tell.com
You're a heck of a woman. Wanna share my space blanket?
Women's engagement ring, size 5, 1 carat marquis diamond solitaire, platinum Tiffany setting. Will trade for women's size small skydiving suit. email@example.com
Must be able to consistently balance practical and attractive. Choosing ugly hats or sweaters is grounds for immediate dismissal. Preferred colors are khaki, black and blue. Knowledge of leather jackets a plus. Must be able to iron on the run. This job involves extensive travel; valid passport required. Send resume to MMMphil @ Burnthatsweateralready . Itsfugly . com
Used Donkey Cart; some damage to harness, no donkey. Small bloodstains. Make an offer, we never want to see it again. firstname.lastname@example.org
NEEDED: a clue about what we got ourselves into. GutsyGranny @Dowhat.Gowhere.com
Folicley challenged but affable fellow seeks woman with Italian accent who answers to the name of Sara. Must consider "jackass" to be a term of endearment. Knowledge of geography and good car-spotting abilities a plus.
Pretty-boy lawyer looking for woman with high tolerance for bad hats and a knack for hailing fast taxis. Ability to put up with Rainman-like side-kick a plus. Likes oatmeal and stomping Tokyo.